賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇4 @7 o* {1 V1 `, B) Q0 Z; K( B
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：公仔箱論壇$ \2 m3 i: n7 i; H; K& C
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacksTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- b: a- _$ K: m# N! `7 G
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
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$ b$ U# b6 C/ C* F7 x% K) Bmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the公仔箱論壇, [& A! z- l* @' M1 K
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；os.tvboxnow.com8 M. E: Y8 \) H& ? U7 I
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
$ M/ _1 K! o& M: q: [3 e. {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus forTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 b, p5 `- l3 R1 M5 `
two hours;
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, M4 y3 _2 @3 d' p* v/ L* H# \公仔箱論壇*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；公仔箱論壇' U& r" [5 c$ N5 G. M
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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7 @' v/ S5 h. z*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
5 n( x* K$ C% F6 gos.tvboxnow.comOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,os.tvboxnow.com. p, {" h3 ]3 T+ f' u5 D
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an Eastos.tvboxnow.com# E, w# N! i# n$ b) D5 C5 Y
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds4 ?! m4 x3 S+ O9 }2 a% f$ o$ p9 W
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
2 L: s1 J+ n! L. t0 meven after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success ofos.tvboxnow.com$ m. [" P- K% d. V& K- B& q
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offos.tvboxnow.com. G `. j* g+ M) n" j
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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$ ?4 Q7 @5 ^" x7 t*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
f w8 W! V- K7 D9 T3 N) c- X5 oos.tvboxnow.com黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
$ m3 b4 X+ I: N: z# f* [+ L, X公仔箱論壇him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
, V& e8 V( N o& R3 J7 ?' T5 _fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);公仔箱論壇" x% t9 |/ x1 k' S- Y) [# I
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% B: F% W# a* y9 @5 J/ w公仔箱論壇but she was cheated into prostitution!. p0 N8 p( r) Y2 u9 Y
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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