賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
- I# I* T& ~) g& V; Gos.tvboxnow.comBin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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7 E! W8 n4 l& ~9 e' M* p原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
" `' ?4 I3 L7 ] ^0 a. WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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: h8 o- ]7 u7 b% H+ p5 U公仔箱論壇*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；os.tvboxnow.com( s+ F/ R1 k- y8 P) x V
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the! n+ x" t: P; {2 J+ Y9 P0 D
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in theos.tvboxnow.com2 N& k+ i. Y* V1 E
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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( b. g! P, l0 z4 C( D% E' a _+ @*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. L- g5 e `9 _1 [; D c& s% o
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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two hours;公仔箱論壇2 F( C! N6 k( i1 d
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 I0 Z$ S3 e/ l! \7 d( p5 F7 R5 z
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but foundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb j m; g- ^7 C- f5 a9 H# l3 v! M7 w
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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+ E: M8 ]* c8 U* ^! {7 NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) ?) b: O k: z# |1 S. H
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;公仔箱論壇4 a: j: Y1 m0 o- J
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報6 ?, G6 H Y+ F# E9 P
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
. q/ p7 w; A' _3 fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredsos.tvboxnow.com0 C9 \6 n, h9 C. ^& h
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but公仔箱論壇! E" u1 U) o; Z7 J
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of$ d* v0 ~( a' |
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed/ `2 r: Y$ w8 f7 O; c8 D) c0 @
(this is the most pathetic!);公仔箱論壇 m& E9 Z$ [6 D Q
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
& {0 l; f6 X# h. n; ?公仔箱論壇One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) X/ f! c+ W& D s0 }0 E
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag x" t% y+ g5 A& D" f# _) z6 ^+ u
(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到公仔箱論壇+ A: {! D k8 u+ ] k$ e
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 k1 r2 l8 o4 o6 M3 K
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank公仔箱論壇- z! V) i+ g& o9 x$ x
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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; c8 h9 \" Y2 B7 z7 j/ V9 o! @( @公仔箱論壇*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
- C+ Z/ Q' I2 Y" i# ILater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
" E) t2 o: V5 M/ W# Qos.tvboxnow.comFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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