賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇8 Y1 N& b4 F$ g: }+ p( V: P& p
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
, Z8 g/ X$ N& k& P* F% M7 W2 TThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks公仔箱論壇( }, l9 N& K3 g* K5 R: m
on the Chinese with the following results:8 @! b; k' {; ~0 ?3 p! A
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* _4 A' @7 K7 q公仔箱論壇*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；os.tvboxnow.com9 h7 A- G9 }* k, Q( D' Z5 r7 R
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
3 x% H" {0 \7 [9 R. Kmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the公仔箱論壇2 V( T( I9 A5 h* q+ A: ?# }3 [
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；: {# c: ]# V) k
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a* o8 \. ^5 d0 x, ?# [$ Q/ ^1 O
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus forTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ k0 ^* S3 W& b6 X4 ?2 I* \
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
/ s, X) X: @- h! v* Ios.tvboxnow.comOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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) g) A8 K! B8 }2 _7 vos.tvboxnow.com*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
* _9 o4 f- O+ F( V. L% g9 Kos.tvboxnow.comOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
9 |! X4 q& j0 i4 h1 |- fbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
9 @' Z- r5 s3 M; f8 K* T6 a# ~導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
g' W k$ n- a5 l' d7 s4 S9 J公仔箱論壇One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；. j' E) t; k) M/ Z% k) i$ N* b
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(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
, J+ i- V4 X- _黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；os.tvboxnow.com" K1 Q* _) c4 F- D5 g8 h& @
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and wasos.tvboxnow.com& R# S3 o& B* z A4 Q4 @
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him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank- X8 y$ a- H4 o3 R
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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. q3 l* K& T9 H. P$ u最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇3 M0 d C" i* x! k
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 p* l" a! a# |. x- ]6 t; q
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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