賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！7 P$ c4 K+ ]& e+ c- v+ R; i& [
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
1 v5 n1 G+ {9 r# w$ Z5 dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbabsolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：公仔箱論壇$ }7 l( Y$ K6 V, ^& b5 ~& ^7 v
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacksos.tvboxnow.com! n: A: y2 R$ E' D T3 b- v
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
, y" g" ~* ~. \: H- z4 G% kOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
( w! a# q) F& p3 F y, w0 v; |公仔箱論壇main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in theos.tvboxnow.com) m' @3 t: d, ^8 I9 U$ A/ S6 ?
three-dimensional traffic bridge;6 l8 f4 n* m* i4 N ]- }
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；os.tvboxnow.com4 `/ K/ }, j( y4 b: B
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% P: ^( j7 `; T2 n
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for公仔箱論壇7 E; z" z9 S1 f# a3 V5 p4 r% r
two hours;
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/ f1 e& h" H/ _( v, |' n公仔箱論壇*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；os.tvboxnow.com+ W% O6 |! h# b! }
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found9 p: Z: A5 A. w6 `$ I3 q3 ?3 ?
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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5 W: C- v% R& ^; s+ uTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
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& K6 h5 @9 h: N6 T( xbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East7 V$ w( d( T# A& B7 v3 O9 V$ _
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
/ e' O7 E" F4 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbof people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
6 O* w3 h7 f6 Y. j" mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
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the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
+ c( x; F2 a) r# e( H) q4 S7 W; K- Y(containing the bomb) from him;
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; G6 G& f4 q/ f wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; x+ m& t1 e' s; d; t! j
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；7 g( N+ J+ k* y# o% l# ^
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was$ h2 ?6 A" B/ ?. Z' j. H: R4 _
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of$ C/ j: u4 x# }) }4 N: G( Q" q
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
: {/ w# Q2 ^1 d! s9 zfake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);os.tvboxnow.com* z' D% {, A! D }) n- _0 I3 D
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
: g U' }& u8 X- h4 ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
8 \0 F8 O$ z7 B" u5 S, B' ]公仔箱論壇but she was cheated into prostitution!
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8 L2 M6 t9 D! y D最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
8 @$ _/ i: R' [8 f5 K, ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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