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今晚柠姐都无黎
條骨都無佐lu
大家 好
I春有百花秋有月JN夏有涼風冬有雪U
JN食佐早餐啦
條骨都無佐lu
今晚柠姐都无黎
lhy92725 發表於 2011-7-13 10:24 PM
她应该又不小心睡了吧。。。。
可能系都吾定,我都要去睡了,今日太累
條骨都無佐lu
猫大家姐,晚安咯。。。。
Hello Lemon cafe..
Any body still up?
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery,
Today is a gift, that is, a present!
i am down......... almost down please help ~~ hello
I春有百花秋有月JN夏有涼風冬有雪U
A friend sent me this joke..

笑死我啦!  我是香港人,可以體會得到. 是真有其事.
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上普通話課聽寫測驗,全班最用功的香港阿英坐在老師面前第一個置。
  老師讀:「嫌犯」。阿英立刻在筆記寫上「鹹飯」
  老師不小心瞄到阿英的卷子,但又不忍讓她難堪,    就提高音量:「嫌疑犯!」     

只見阿英遲疑一秒,似有頓悟提筆將「鹹飯」改成「鹹魚飯」
  老師再瞄完後差點暈倒  
  於是提高音量說, 是「犯人的嫌疑犯!」 ,  
  阿英聽了覺得很有道理,
  於是再加上三個字「飯冷的鹹魚飯」
  因為阿英聽媽媽說用隔夜冷飯炒出來的比較好吃.
  老師再也忍不住了,用翻白的眼神對著阿英,    我說是「有一位嫌疑犯!」
  阿英用顫抖的筆跡慢慢寫下「魷魚味鹹魚飯」  老師只好走到阿英身邊, 然後手按阿英的肩膀說,  
  是那種「罪大惡極要死的嫌疑犯!」
  滿腦想著食物的阿英怯怯地塗掉先前所寫,  
  然後改成「嘴大餓極要食的鹹魚飯」
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery,
Today is a gift, that is, a present!
cord,你好啊。。。。好久不见了啊。。。。
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Hi icy, been very very busy...still is.
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery,
Today is a gift, that is, a present!
cord,你那边现在几点了啊。。。。
Are you ready for this?








Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste. He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.


For those of you can't see youtube, may try this link.


http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop/?cmpid=cmty_email_Gigya_Japanese_Scientists_Create_Meat_From_Poop
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery,
Today is a gift, that is, a present!
It's way after my bed time  
Just like to see hello and share a joke, then 閃..
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery,
Today is a gift, that is, a present!
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