一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
2 u; \# a+ o* @, J7 A& ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb
# W- t5 z ~1 \" n$ `+ @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
% W0 e0 ^0 W$ a( A6 q- d# K! m1 yos.tvboxnow.com
. \3 y M; `$ l「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
9 l+ p. J+ N3 f# {2 o4 H1 B2 k9 A+ u; CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 M( B+ E, C D6 ] F$ Q3 o
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
+ N' ?# \+ F5 l5 _& l- ]# g' L( s
; X5 Z, Q/ l1 ^/ k |婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：: z" W+ E1 w* o
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.4 b9 e. U6 p% P- s) K1 b' U- n) L* t
& |. H; b; Q4 a/ C1 \+ }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
$ T6 P# E/ I7 [; u# J4 {5 n' J8 p1 z d" b# }4 A
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- F# H( f' Y/ j4 g
" s9 p5 A5 y4 ^, v! k"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- [8 X2 d( c" {5 Q7 N t
) K- v- k3 @' t4 L' T4 _* |7 [7 F
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
發表於 2025-8-26 02:01 AM
| 