Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives?
為什麼有些男人寧養狗卻不肯娶妻
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The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.
你愈晚回家牠越興奮
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| 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不會介懷
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| 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
你撒得滿地都是牠很高興???...
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| 4. A dog's parents never visit.
牠的父母永遠不會來訪
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| 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
你提高嗓子強烈表態牠不反感
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| 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
你永不須要等呀等的,狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門
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| 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
你喝醉了, 狗狗覺得你很有趣
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| 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
狗狗很喜歡打獵和釣魚
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| 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你 , 牠死了你會不會找另外一條狗 ?
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| 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
狗狗生了孩子 , 你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉
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| 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不會說你變態
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| 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道 , 不但不會生氣還會覺得很有趣
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| 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
狗狗很喜歡坐小貨車的後座
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And last, but not the least... 最後,但很重要:
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| 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
狗狗離開你時絕不會分掉你一半的家財呢!
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發表於 2011-6-11 02:23 PM
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發表於 2011-6-12 12:07 AM
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