09-10赛季预言——众人集体打望水晶篮球 女士们先生们，大家好！欢迎来到预言大师的专栏，来随我瞧瞧09-10赛季的奖项将花落谁家。
注意了，在来夏洛特山猫的地盘之前，请擦亮你的鞋子。话说之前正是在这里为拉里布朗和乔丹大帝加冕的，不过，我这会儿要预测的是即将再次走上夏洛特红地毯的孩子们。不过拉里都发话了让裁判们回到最无私最公平的位置，那么不让预言大师睡会儿觉再来预测岂不是蛮不讲理？
好了好了，回归正题，下面，咳咳，我预言啊，NBA今年将会对走步大大的仁慈，哎，那些乖乖打球的人无奈了。还需注意的是，从NBA季前赛收集的种种数据来看，我觉得教练们将来得花大把大把时间在罚球训练上。
总而言之，除了让球员们按规矩办事，以及督促布朗不停的给联盟紧急资金注资以外，更重要的大概是下面的预测：
MVP——最有价值球员
这个荣誉当之无愧该是科比。身边的得力帮手——季后赛的备受关注——这些都让他完全跻身MVP的级别。
热火队的韦德数据倒是无比的闪耀，但是那只二流球队就拖了他的后腿了。
至于魔术的霍华德吧，哎，卡特加入，这小子以后持球机会将大为减少。
凯子的加内特倒是条件符合，但是，哎，他数据不够牛。（节哀~~）
到老北京了，如果他能在冗长的比赛中完全忍受大鲨鱼的自负，同时还能赢下大多数胜利的话，那就考虑考虑。
我敢打赌，他到时候大概会拉着斯特恩的手撒娇。（哇哈哈哈说得好~~）
西部冠军
前面提到了NBA今年会仁慈的对待走步，那么运球之前走两步大概会被默认合法（OMG，老北京的影响力真大~~）。这也意味着马刺的帕克可以走三步再上篮。尽管这个规则的改变将产生巨大的影响，但是我还是相信湖人能在西部胜出。
要想胜出的话，他们还必须得保证没人超阿泰泼啤酒，祈祷喇嘛的老婆不要抢了他的软糖，还得确信流星雨的碎片降临地球的时候，别碰到安猪的膝盖。（瀑布汗，好牛的作者~~）
如果他们完全能做到这些，那么，湖人将无敌。
年度最佳新秀
快船的前锋布莱克-格里芬确实是个角色。
所以我一眼就瞄上了他。
好吧，大概国王的泰雷克-埃文斯会不乐意了，人家当年可是三双王（也是失误专家），但是孩子，等你教练给你球权的时候再来吧。
东部冠军
华莱士，加上一个健康的加内特，凯子将有三个大射手（别看了，就是你，肯德里克-帕金斯），再加上隆多。当然如果隆多不再那么自负的话，嗯，凯子东部就称霸了。
魔术当然会比去年更牛，不过这是在球队化学反应进行的好的情况下（卡特，说你呢），而骑士策应区的速度还不够快。
如果加内特能保住健康，那么凯子将有足够的能力闯进总决赛。
新秀抢断王
自从马刺队菜鸟德胡安-布莱尔脆弱的膝盖曝光之后，我们只能退而求其次选黄蜂的马库斯-桑顿这小子了（黄蜂是从热火交易来的这个潜力股）。
进步最快球员
开拓者主教麦克米伦ms忘了上赛季风光无限的状元秀奥登。当开拓者的队员们被问到奥登是否能胜任这个奖项时，菜鸟控卫安得-米勒或许会好奇的反问：“奥登？谁是奥登啊？”（哎，可怜的状元，曾经多么风光无限~~）
年度最佳教练
如果说到哄着球队差点逼近总决赛这点，谁能敌得过火箭的阿帅？
总冠军
从08-09赛季的总决赛来看，湖人和凯子的PK之战，主场优势要算到湖人头上
。
助教兰比斯离开湖人之后，在战术上和意志上来看，湖人和凯子打了个平手。预测下次狭路相逢的时候，湖人将打到第七场，然后在科比从华莱士那儿拿到一个技术犯规之后，一个罚球命中把总冠军再次收入囊中。（哗，想得真详细~）
话说湖人超级粉丝尼克尔森在之后的庆祝中该用了多大的劲儿才没让自己激动地发抖啊。
原文：2009-10 preview: Gazing into crystal basketballWelcome to my prediction column for the 2009-10 NBA season.
Pleasewipe your shoes on the Charlotte Bobcats before you enter. Yeah,despite the Bobcats' contributions from coach Larry Brown and humbleHall of Famer Michael Jordan, I'm forecasting another season of doormatpotential in Charlotte. But while Larry is encouraging replacementreferees to call the game "the right way," what other developments canI foresee without provoking Nostradamus to pull a few spin moves in hisgrave?
Well,I'm predicting the league's decision to be a bit more lenient in regardto on-court traveling makes it through an entire season without beingnoticed. It also should be noted that, based on statistics collectedduring the NBA's exhibition season, coaches will burn about 90 percentof their future practice time on free-throw shooting.
Anyway,aside from allowing players to truly walk the walk and Brown donatingmoney to the league's emergency-party fund, here's a list ofpredictions that may hold even greater importance:
Most Valuable Player Thisdistinction won't be attached to Kobe Bryant. Kobe has enoughhigh-profile playmates in L.A. — and enough postseason focus — to keephis numbers from reaching an MVP level.
MiamiHeat guard Dwyane Wade should be statistically crazy, but his teamwon't rise high enough in the Eastern Conference for him to achieve anhonor usually bestowed upon a player working for a squad with a gaudyrecord. Orlando's Dwight Howard is working with Vince Carter andprobably won't touch the ball enough.
Boston's Kevin Garnett may be the most valuable at both ends, but doesn't score enough to wake up voters.
Thatleaves us with LeBron James, who should be able to dodge ShaquilleO'Neal's vast ego enough times on rim journeys to post fabulous numbersand win lots of games.
I'm betting that LeBron even shakes David Stern's hand.
Western Conference champions Theaforementioned traveling rule will make it legal for players to gatheron the catch and take two steps before dribbling the ball. This meansSan Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker will be taking three steps on hisway to the hoop. While this particular rules upgrade could have aprofound impact on the standings, I believe Kobe and the Los AngelesLakers will prevail once again.
Todo so, they'll have to hope nobody throws beer on Ron Artest, pray thatKhloe Kardashian avoids raiding Lamar Odom's gummi-bear stash and makesure debris from a meteor shower does not find Andrew Bynum's kneeduring its plummet to Earth.
If they can avoid these potential doomsday events, the Lakers will be golden.
Rookie of the Year It would be easy to pick Los Angeles Clippers forward Blake Griffin and move on.
So that's what I'm doing.
OK,there could be quite a challenge from Sacramento's Tyreke Evans, but ifcoach Paul Westphal puts the ball in his hands, the kid's triple-doublepotential could include turnovers.
Eastern Conference champions Byadding Rasheed Wallace and a healthy knee for KG, the Boston Celticsnow have three (that includes you, Kendrick Perkins) bigs capable ofswatting opposing shots or teammate Rajon Rondo if Rondo's ego makeshim difficult to play with.
Orlandocertainly has more quality depth than a year ago, but could havechemistry issues (back to you, Vince), and the Cavaliers failed to addneeded quickness to their post area.
If Garnett can move around in typical KG fashion, the C's should have enough skill, depth and experience to reach the Finals.
Plus-Minus Award Theplus-minus statistics continue growing in their importance to deepthinkers around the league. In a close race determined only by thenumbers, this one goes to Jack Nicholson, whose beloved Lakers averagea plus-15 when he sits courtside with his left leg crossed over hisright knee.
Tweet Revenge Award DetroitPiston Charlie Villanueva receives the Carmelo Anthony Courage Awardfor averaging a triple-single in his first 10 games after returningfrom a month-long stint in a Twitter rehab facility.
Free Agent Bust of the Year WithElton Brand ineligible to defend his title, this award goes to HedoTurkoglu of the Toronto Raptors. Sure, Hedo is a very good player, butat superstar prices, his performance could be more bust than boom.
Rookie Steal of the Year WhileDeJuan Blair and his cartilage-free knees may be a revelation in SanAntonio, look for second-round pal Marcus Thornton to seize availableminutes in New Orleans and furnish the Hornets (who acquired him fromMiami) with a solid weapon.
Interesting Stat of the Year Despitea referee lockout that lasts well past the start of the next calendaryear, Spurs superstar Tim Duncan is T'ed up four times in November ...by Joey Crawford. Crawford, unofficially working from an easy chair inhis living room, is stripped of his remote control by Stern.
Most Improved Player PortlandTrail Blazers coach Nate McMillan ignores last season's plus-minusstats and provides enough minutes for former overall No. 1 draft pickGreg Oden to grab this honor. When asked to comment on his teammate'sMIP distinction, personable first-year Blazers point guard Andre Millerreplies, "Oden? Which one is he?"
Coach of the Year Ifhe can coax his team into just threatening to reach the playoffs, whocould deny the contributions of Houston's Rick Adelman?
NBA champions In a rematch of the 2008 Finals, the Lakers and C's square off with the home-court advantage belonging to L.A.
Despitethe absence of former assistant coach Kurt Rambis, the Lakers reach atactical stalemate with Boston and its ubuntu spirit. With the unionreferees back on the floor and Artest riding the karmic flow of coachPhil Jackson, the Lakers win Game 7 on a Bryant free throw awardedafter a late technical foul against Wallace.
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