kimmi8k

呢套乜戲？咁抵屎嘅
& }3 S2 S; `. f+ v/ [# f. UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。mr2907 發表於 2011-12-5 07:18 AM

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i have no clue too

kimmi8k

Malaysia Jok Yeh Tube
  q# d0 x( Y6 b7 ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# e# W& j; _* Y  T# A5 h% U) n+ F$ ^

kimmi8k

All of us hve seen a fashion show, baby competition, dog n cat competition3 a" Q2 e' X( K: u- q; o. d% O0 C
BUT do u believe a CHICKEN competition existed in Malaysia
8 j# }( B7 T( J9 g( \* \& K公仔箱論壇
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kimmi8k

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& H; x1 @  z. R7 t5 k9 o. G" X0 Cos.tvboxnow.comMorning Call, the sun has risentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: {( A8 l1 S) _. G+ C5 e& w
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$ U# \$ A5 U* N* k7 mwhat u pic u post  ah...how come AV1 can c
" }& R4 |2 l, xI cannot c ah?
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kimmi8k

Morning CHing n AV1...Joe San, Gau Ja, Selamat Pagi, Jau Anos.tvboxnow.com* `, t, [. f- y( r9 _
ADTVB gam joe ah...u getting ready to move or u oledi in u office

kimmi8k

, ^( E; @0 o3 p4 `, N  QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇8 d* q; U0 s' n6 @8 A; C
nite nite CHing" @1 g( z* h9 ^) D- }& ]0 L
have a nice day
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kimmi8k

can anyone guess what is this
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kimmi8k

公仔箱論壇& z+ s! _, \5 l8 \2 V% y
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Answer : Rabbit Nose

kimmi8k

閱讀權限: 130架，我哋啲會員仔點睇到喎 不過妳睇老細同KB版大笑到咁，就知18+++啦: M; D8 t3 \1 j9 K
mr2907 發表於 2011-12-6 11:48 AM

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7 J) t8 W% r8 A; U* F$ v7 fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Yuen Loy yue chee...
% X- M4 K: W! [; e6 H& i' X. O0 rchat room r all high ranking officials0 \+ s  Z$ x9 U6 G3 Q
CEO's n GO GOON公仔箱論壇3 x4 `2 G% Y- W& y
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all r Ding Tao 大大大
  F7 o- r; |0 R" M公仔箱論壇good to knowtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- T. q% J( Y6 m) r
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; O3 r7 L; t% E: |4 W9 o
thanks for tipping mr 2907
2 L: L$ }) n% w/ i( Celses I would think my pc with worm ) q7 T9 X1 \  [# c" Q/ a" P

; h& k! d7 F% Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbplaying tantrums again

kimmi8k

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Good morning Ching n AV1

kimmi8k

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Morning CHing ADTVB Mr 2907 & all  大大大 130s +100s- V1 [& W( x" V. B
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) O, p4 m4 I* @9 E9 H; |4 C9 P( d5 H" S
A little humor for u morning coffeetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 E8 f5 ?5 `, L/ L0 T! M
tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; u' T" V( Y, |
1st date: You get to hold hands
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2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.
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) }2 Z2 N: }. r3 J0 X8 T% ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 j# X$ V% N6 _: e7 u7 p8 u

! o% s1 W) v* ~1 Pos.tvboxnow.comChinese girl
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7 m6 B4 @% _' r$ ?os.tvboxnow.com1st date: You take her to a restaurant.
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# e; d1 D( _; B2 D2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( f/ `, @/ U9 F0 n2 j3 {* X. O
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3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.
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8 @5 x# h+ q! Y0 E/ e4 C2 o& u: k$ {公仔箱論壇Indian girl& {8 w  Z. |( S
os.tvboxnow.com, X! ?4 Z! ~8 k8 @7 }
1st date: You meet her parents.
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6 a5 t& Y; X& z; qos.tvboxnow.com2nd date: She meets your parents.
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9 @* ?' h, }* Z+ NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3rd date: Wedding night.
" [6 X+ ?' Z$ YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ B  K* n- R8 j
So what about gals in u country ADTVB n Mr 2907

kimmi8k

A Malaysian Humor
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Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 w0 @/ x: A( c1 J) R# m" p
You know, that very little 600 cc car ???
8 s4 H) m( m: t0 r2 b2 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWell, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  D& x" Q# j# _( J
paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with公仔箱論壇1 T% Z6 M! p5 }2 s: y, W
George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell  f$ y. j  a0 l( H0 O) R( @
the Kancil in the USA.9 R4 I* @) r9 g! Q4 A3 u
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After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I think# G3 I6 ]4 i7 @+ p4 V, P( c
this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."9 N2 f) T: B( ]. j  k! B
Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bushtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( P5 N  j1 B% W
offered, "Ok,take this number down. This guy is my good buddy andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" p- r, M7 O% W
he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North
9 w3 Q: w7 o5 ]! v- wos.tvboxnow.comAmerica."
, N) F  N6 _# }/ X; Eos.tvboxnow.comDr M was satisfied
' p8 E# W& Q3 Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvbwith the meeting and returns to Malaysia.公仔箱論壇$ V% R* z& b) x3 t. E
The next day he called the number and a lady answered,"TOYS R US",
8 \/ }# V( y% n公仔箱論壇can I help you?"

kimmi8k

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5 l( k- V- I3 K1 F! c  niFamily Malaysia
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) {2 k* \$ f8 Z, g& _os.tvboxnow.comTalking about Funnies
0 y# q4 c. A0 ^, b& y公仔箱論壇do you know how your day will become beautiful?
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it is wen you start your day..
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7 H5 o8 P: t; dTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。thinking of me first...lolz!% |4 m- c/ s. t6 Q. {

$ B4 F0 G7 ?" j. z% h0 c( o, j6 }( S公仔箱論壇公仔箱論壇5 [3 o' s- n3 H( {  d' b/ x1 q; G
why are condoms transparent?$ i5 [9 e8 `# F' l6 E* v8 n# P

; K3 H7 d0 ]0 d  {- P# Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvbSo dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d  scenery
& G: ?( e, W6 Dof their supposedly promised land..TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' D  K0 q8 R$ I/ g7 @" G0 W

. H' d- i5 f! \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。poor little creatures!

kimmi8k

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  N1 E; y" @: |* STVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Hello CHing
6 u  r( a9 u3 e% M( B: t公仔箱論壇come to paste paste u Malaysian Chat RoomTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* ~$ ~# E9 I* r. ]2 i

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' c% n5 J! J# x$ s& C! E+ {公仔箱論壇
& x* Q' a+ ^! Zsmiling?
4 S" P7 A) k4 l5 I0 qa sign of gud mood
6 _# T7 J0 K, e/ rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
* n/ \1 a% t; h' D. h: M' K9 @' ]' Glaughter公仔箱論壇1 c' x4 N9 x2 |3 Z0 q% A. M
a sign of happinessTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# l. |6 s0 @* J: r3 `: B% |+ N, r# j
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 w3 M8 y, y) f$ x0 @$ N2 g. Z
praying?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; _; x% h+ c/ I3 Y: P/ r# {9 ]; D
a sign of  gud faith
% J1 C9 J1 B9 Y9 F3 w, ?4 hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
% `: k! h2 z6 F" s0 _os.tvboxnow.comchusing me as ur friend?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 T# C8 q' v4 z

# A7 j2 t4 w. B' o& ^: Aehem..ehem..a sign of gud taste! =)
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5 r+ T' Q* ]0 }9 x% ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvbif u ned a "fuck"
, X- b" ~# t: c4 U1 _( T3 hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。u cn olweys count on me..
. G2 r3 _+ |2 e$ T7 `8 X0 f公仔箱論壇TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 E, Y; S: K% p  d6 n1 j
"f.u.c.k.". Y0 p) R6 y9 i
Friend U Can Keep
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kimmi8k

Malaysia English vs Britian English ...tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& ]  r" I7 B' l/ T# G! F# Y+ `
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Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( e& _3 e  z" Y/ K3 [% A

' U2 }& S( o0 F  ?- @os.tvboxnow.comWHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
2 s! h2 j0 m9 ZBritons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.os.tvboxnow.com1 z0 G/ h. t$ T& e' L
Malaysians: No Stock.
8 l9 ~8 ?# r3 Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 s( [6 q" A  I& G7 y% T
RETURNING A CALL公仔箱論壇6 r6 O5 M/ @" s* U
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
. Y# T7 R4 C4 y, jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians: Hallo, who page?
% _7 A, o9 `1 Y2 y: l( ^% P& T2 Tos.tvboxnow.comtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" w9 Q* f7 G1 g
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
" [9 J2 D, d# ]" }3 Y. y' yos.tvboxnow.comBritons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
6 Z$ B; y/ v3 oos.tvboxnow.comMalaysians: S-kew me
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* j3 |; P+ l. |; L0 _, z; _! F( t! YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAYTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( f5 v7 l" j  W! \9 W. P: ^) `
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
9 t+ k; n( L5 y; p" I' H& o8 cMalaysians:No-need, lah.
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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSIONos.tvboxnow.com% s7 \( {7 Y( v
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
, V& i6 Q: G& Z9 {  D) n- ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- u0 o' m3 p# |. W: i
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WHEN ENTERTAINING公仔箱論壇  y  Z" `7 K- D
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.os.tvboxnow.com2 W( {8 d2 O- d7 T
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 r; |6 o% c; p6 S5 v/ w/ i! v

7 D9 [: a7 m  O+ U# {4 g8 q6 I; hos.tvboxnow.comWHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE' C* |7 o" W6 {& N3 L! s1 r
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.6 ?) C- E# y* E3 L# t
Malaysians: Where got?
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9 \) l- k2 H+ J" V2 M8 i& |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN DECLINING AN OFFER公仔箱論壇8 O( i+ W) ?4 `) r# l
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 f% H9 n9 f5 T2 _
Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!
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) P7 u/ h9 P: a7 E3 Zos.tvboxnow.comIN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION0 m# d  u6 ^; d
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
7 \# p5 [) x4 W# gos.tvboxnow.comcoming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 A( E& }8 v* K3 B! u8 N/ J
Malaysians: You mad, ah?, H3 Q% m  X3 ^, ]. Q6 u

2 h* D, P8 s  J' i: J+ `0 W5 PWHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.os.tvboxnow.com% j8 v4 M# |8 B" U
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.os.tvboxnow.com) k  g4 F" f4 z5 q- Z
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.& D, D8 K, E  M/ w/ p
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 Y1 t6 u2 r. x
Malaysians: See what, see what?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 y, }: U* e& J* `- m! X
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WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
0 o! N* E' l$ _6 ~! ^公仔箱論壇Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
% ~/ x5 w1 A- ], T# [5 Vos.tvboxnow.comMalaysians: Die-lah!!
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WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
1 T" B8 ]% j" W3 B) N& y1 F, TTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 g9 w: ^& }( ~  f( P& T
Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
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1 O0 V# ~& }: E# c8 ^8 N公仔箱論壇WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONGTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; @5 ~& }# R% n2 S$ I7 e
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.os.tvboxnow.com$ T8 [* d- ?- |+ [; D
Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!% [& O  H: q' u: B) h" v- b2 L
os.tvboxnow.com& h7 t1 g# C' f, u; z8 b
WHEN ONE IS ANGRYos.tvboxnow.com3 y, L; g& K- X* i. o/ V
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing metvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) Z7 x, P# `" J
Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!