kimmi8k

呢套乜戲？咁抵屎嘅
& `  n. S# P6 X  S( a4 ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。mr2907 發表於 2011-12-5 07:18 AM

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kimmi8k

Malaysia Jok Yeh Tubetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! u! N- o1 x9 j  s/ V" K
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kimmi8k

All of us hve seen a fashion show, baby competition, dog n cat competitiontvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' i" p7 a. A3 f, k: x' `
BUT do u believe a CHICKEN competition existed in Malaysia
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kimmi8k

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Morning Call, the sun has risen公仔箱論壇+ [1 J/ u9 a% [5 |. |

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kimmi8k

Morning CHing n AV1...Joe San, Gau Ja, Selamat Pagi, Jau An
( [2 Y/ x0 x+ T/ e' r, r  ~5 c7 TADTVB gam joe ah...u getting ready to move or u oledi in u office

kimmi8k

( f* x. G; T, _/ ~) e% i$ ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
  ^. X& l# Q. d. d& ~. F公仔箱論壇nite nite CHing
  F- r  p$ r7 C0 D% n4 f& U/ s/ ~have a nice day
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kimmi8k

can anyone guess what is this* m( d. _8 g) N8 q. n3 y
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kimmi8k

# o, h% y8 g: Y# vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" N  \2 _# ?) `/ z8 u
Answer : Rabbit Nose

kimmi8k

閱讀權限: 130架，我哋啲會員仔點睇到喎 不過妳睇老細同KB版大笑到咁，就知18+++啦
( X. h/ |/ W) c* a; [* `  g1 x- {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbmr2907 發表於 2011-12-6 11:48 AM

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% p, E  {1 k* \$ v$ O4 Pchat room r all high ranking officials- ?; M) W! Y, c; R
CEO's n GO GOONtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- ^/ e  c3 F/ F* d+ I: I
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all r Ding Tao 大大大公仔箱論壇* f; A2 L8 |+ {9 g! G
good to know公仔箱論壇( N% B/ h2 |; f/ L
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thanks for tipping mr 2907
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kimmi8k

2 W( T: j; E$ N% ]2 r2 [公仔箱論壇tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# t  N0 p+ l9 }6 w
Good morning Ching n AV1

kimmi8k

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Morning CHing ADTVB Mr 2907 & all  大大大 130s +100s) D# L9 V, e- y2 j3 Y
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A little humor for u morning coffee
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1st date: You get to hold hands
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1 _" r" E2 w0 p9 E2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" d$ T$ ~6 {4 a8 O* w1 ]2 A4 C8 y: U
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3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.
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Chinese girl
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1st date: You take her to a restaurant.
: \7 h$ D5 v3 _. }2 ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
5 S' s. c+ j& u6 [; s" Z* \: J. D公仔箱論壇2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.  e5 @" a$ A0 P+ m
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3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ b5 i, ^5 q3 m/ f& L2 |0 U
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' o% O7 ~  O3 J& _3 ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1st date: You meet her parents.
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2nd date: She meets your parents.公仔箱論壇8 Q3 N* U% j4 [# y- b

7 l( m+ u" N0 t" D9 ^6 Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3rd date: Wedding night.
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So what about gals in u country ADTVB n Mr 2907

kimmi8k

A Malaysian Humor公仔箱論壇( p* Z: z/ B5 ^& n9 P1 I/ W

# m6 v# c% z! Z' ~1 qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbHave you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?
" C% G$ ~6 w& m2 y$ L# q. j5 ~You know, that very little 600 cc car ???tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 M- [+ S/ ^3 V. K1 |
Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M
7 ]) _& @8 D+ [3 K- D+ A; M, N公仔箱論壇paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with
: S3 m4 j2 W3 v- ?9 C  aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell
: v/ D1 R$ g- A% H! p$ t- Jos.tvboxnow.comthe Kancil in the USA.公仔箱論壇1 f- z- T4 r  I9 l

; _8 @- [5 _$ G! R公仔箱論壇After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I thinkos.tvboxnow.com# M0 w3 H6 u2 p6 l" ~9 H' B
this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! W! e" {' O9 F4 t- X
Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bushos.tvboxnow.com4 |% ]/ v- [* _1 c/ C* C( h
offered, "Ok,take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and
0 I9 v  R  Q  N" g5 ?3 U8 X0 Yos.tvboxnow.comhe's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North
" R( h2 W: Z& V' QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。America."
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with the meeting and returns to Malaysia.
6 U1 W: w4 `' S! }The next day he called the number and a lady answered,"TOYS R US",os.tvboxnow.com% ]9 j% v0 V5 ~* x# E/ c3 c! f  K! B
can I help you?"

kimmi8k

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3 A. O) {1 p. J. U: O1 s; ETalking about Funnies
% ^* x; k7 o( x$ D7 r- O5 X公仔箱論壇do you know how your day will become beautiful?os.tvboxnow.com' x6 a+ `) {$ @7 J7 d# c  V

: g- V, q0 x, _. V0 _os.tvboxnow.comit is wen you start your day..
% |8 h) A+ h" H: n2 q0 i. r' w- y8 UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
' }. ]. x- h: q) K, l, K/ mthinking of me first...lolz!
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4 U2 B% T- O, K( V公仔箱論壇why are condoms transparent?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ E- C/ T% }( ]
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So dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d  scenery
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poor little creatures!

kimmi8k

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Hello CHing
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smiling? 公仔箱論壇5 b1 O% D( P( k; Z* Z( {7 \. T8 \
a sign of gud mood
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a sign of happinessTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 O/ q+ H: s+ p6 |1 Q$ J
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praying?
3 W( _/ ?9 U4 D1 ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。a sign of  gud faith7 U* w* e% S- z
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chusing me as ur friend?
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  M1 d# F, X% n公仔箱論壇ehem..ehem..a sign of gud taste! =)
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"f.u.c.k."
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kimmi8k

Malaysia English vs Britian English ...
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+ n- K0 X. @3 f2 f公仔箱論壇Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.os.tvboxnow.com! l& k7 j4 w. Y; [
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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
; d% I6 R# j7 z1 |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) M+ J: P* u0 N' f+ h- c' n
Malaysians: No Stock.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ V" j6 `8 R8 t1 t- |& n" w! N

( c* b: T, h( ]/ C5 ?" [公仔箱論壇RETURNING A CALL公仔箱論壇, Z8 B" p7 G0 D. F4 B* a
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
1 S3 A% V7 K8 V" P: }5 ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians: Hallo, who page?
; L, w6 b# o, o. y2 T- X0 y6 j& i& NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
- e( v) N# \- O. L1 Y( S- B( O0 g$ sASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
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Malaysians: S-kew me; H- b" G' B1 k" k  n% d
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WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
% P8 K3 m# E$ L+ k! N, }; m/ ^5 cos.tvboxnow.comBritons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION- ^2 i1 c8 R) c: q& C
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
$ u2 y" N* X  d8 }, q$ _: vMalaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
1 a: c/ H6 n+ [5 y; _# x2 d& v/ vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
" X0 p( j' F' h# M! n( ]6 Vos.tvboxnow.comWHEN ENTERTAINING
3 L* K5 ^! S! Q% ^! D9 j, v" k! b, P4 n公仔箱論壇Britons: Please make yourself right at home.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 i* }9 n) e+ Q  ~! R$ b
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
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+ }1 T( x! B# D6 o# v, Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
7 O0 q4 Q, p! Z4 F& R1 ]: x公仔箱論壇Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% ^1 N( h( O' R/ z+ x! p
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! ?7 x- v, x9 A; z# |) |os.tvboxnow.comos.tvboxnow.com* }( O0 s" X, C' z* q' O/ z
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER: k0 _) ?% F: r. a6 `
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IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
7 J& l; V4 w! r! g" M9 D( Q. _公仔箱論壇Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
8 B  n. W( r4 i% f8 _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
' e$ M1 D" h) rMalaysians: You mad, ah?
# r9 {  {! a( k$ w8 Z, I2 PTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
5 H! W8 }3 D/ a+ \% ~公仔箱論壇WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 {9 Z- d) Z" k+ |( k# c  I  x, V
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- l: A6 J0 y0 J; g7 e, z
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!" z/ [7 V# Y$ E2 }; {5 s$ {) C
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% ^% A' \- f4 ~' G' }; n
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Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
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WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.公仔箱論壇& I2 L8 y* N; {  U: l% w8 o8 J! |
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
* [" S* o6 C6 L  n, UMalaysians: Die-lah!!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. l+ M  c& {# f
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! R4 e7 t0 ?' m
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
5 T- A4 @& Z7 L3 n0 u) J% x公仔箱論壇Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
1 w) L7 `! J& y) Yos.tvboxnow.comMalaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
/ ~: K9 Y! f" I' c7 nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
/ A( {: m- q. M. }) ~1 K0 O( LWHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG公仔箱論壇* ]% L9 B9 L8 x  }1 E/ T& D. v
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.
  {6 Q& H. E+ N; f  i公仔箱論壇Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!公仔箱論壇' r& [  V/ _# V7 v- ~
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WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
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Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!