賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% W: ?: S6 R; z& T+ [5 z
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下： P' X$ W3 n+ @+ g6 r# l c4 W
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" ?# x4 T# C# L/ B" p# I
on the Chinese with the following results:
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One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode aos.tvboxnow.com% l7 X( {% D2 Y, j7 S
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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* Z. W1 O; T! R+ T* O) ]( l# x# @*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, butos.tvboxnow.com4 c; Q& d3 l6 e/ v* u7 J
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success ofos.tvboxnow.com0 V' S2 Q, x9 b* o+ u* v4 r6 v
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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E2 s4 I' k4 |! `Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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! p1 J/ |/ I2 Z4 |. b- \1 p1 D最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
# D$ k4 _; \5 d# s2 O2 Uos.tvboxnow.comFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is theos.tvboxnow.com, N l$ h4 Z2 q) J% ? u# U
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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