賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
/ z Q0 S1 {. E5 z" utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
4 B1 _2 D9 X% h/ B- n9 Nos.tvboxnow.comabsolutely cannot mess with公仔箱論壇# e- ?( s; F# I# e9 Y! R( Z2 j
tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, h5 X- A G5 L9 V; R& o z
" G: k( D- ] \# z原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
7 T" s1 P# J+ L8 X7 j* r$ Q公仔箱論壇The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks9 W3 f x* @7 F a& N3 }
on the Chinese with the following results:
8 A2 j( Z$ q$ \0 y% x; Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 b# Z, H% j' e% O3 m% M% l
公仔箱論壇$ p& N0 ~4 I" r
*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
, \$ F0 ~7 k$ ^8 f, X4 aOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
( v' A# k" c y$ uos.tvboxnow.commain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in theos.tvboxnow.com0 u3 l4 y' U/ `5 Z% E. o
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
; [/ Y8 Q" V+ _! z$ ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) \9 ?4 o6 i6 c) |- ]8 J/ f
; G$ P, ~ v) G3 o; }- k1 k*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
8 U1 G$ L5 b. ~ Y9 e0 XOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode aos.tvboxnow.com/ d% X5 A- g# A" V5 f
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for公仔箱論壇. ?: t& w0 [. \' N, y. G: e5 I! T
two hours;
/ K1 W. S) n, \6 ^8 w: `( D( K5 d6 a
& d4 s, A; e6 D* n! ~ h
4 v) \: B: \, }) a9 Q' wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；- U3 @, L6 |' d. S, h1 P
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
' p; F6 k, D [" G) B8 t7 aos.tvboxnow.comthat the bomb remote control was stolen;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 l4 s' f$ ~6 v4 @" k
% i' [8 r! M. |! a1 M7 W% yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ ^; j! T( g8 y
*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；# A3 j5 [, ?/ L- _1 z
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
) U" X2 K5 t* D% eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
9 d/ J2 V( W+ a( T9 e9 t; WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
2 w8 X* d+ W0 z0 bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
- s- C+ f6 B; Q3 G/ u! t% Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報$ ^' A: l9 j- X8 @( {% d
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；8 R b: t Q- b6 Y- S0 x- I
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds公仔箱論壇% |1 c; l0 B% M# G
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, butos.tvboxnow.com+ M" h( N9 N$ Y, z. b
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( r0 g, Z4 r1 H
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed# j# { F3 f" O5 ~
(this is the most pathetic!);
$ [. _7 H: k% n' xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb
& h( r. Q- ]' t" O1 Q& ?! W X& F/ ]9 }5 b p5 @, Q
*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
/ o# b& b6 t. L* S* X! f6 nOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
5 z. W* _# b: F* ]; X; f公仔箱論壇the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag3 k' X: T2 S6 n! V$ B
(containing the bomb) from him;
# I$ j& c- G% W5 \8 Zos.tvboxnow.com
- x1 Z7 W% Z( d3 r8 {$ I公仔箱論壇
! I+ |8 _" `# Z" B( J) i" L: c. rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& l4 T8 T2 @- J, [+ d3 |
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
: d" Y8 ?& i# xos.tvboxnow.comOne person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
# n! m/ l9 z$ a9 `' L+ l公仔箱論壇later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
# c- ]3 v7 o, ^: ]% dTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drankTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 P, B1 l$ s, A! Y
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, {. b! \5 L, H, ?$ W/ X3 O. T- ]
9 ?$ ~( n; V9 S! Z/ {7 q7 `os.tvboxnow.com
) v! u- c6 R- \7 ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
5 A$ H4 x& y; q# X$ Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
0 t8 u) e& G- m, k; l J0 f$ u6 I# C1 Ubut she was cheated into prostitution!0 W' U' ?+ C# z9 T" {
, _: t# U. R) R9 x$ [9 G' nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
7 p4 x. ~3 u9 x) ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇7 u# Y) \) x4 z H U+ X6 p- M# P
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
; \% F: u. W& Lworld's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
發表於 2011-12-5 05:05 PM
| 
看貼是一種享受
回帖是一種支持
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( i7 V6 m& K8 R. V% {# @
?t=1323147375
太懒
