賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！, x# i. V4 ]9 m
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：. W/ a) r) e6 c# J
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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6 e' ?) Q# t- f, v" rOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
5 S9 z( W! o: I, d3 c0 X: \One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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. z' [: @+ G% eos.tvboxnow.com*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；' c; g0 y: \1 k' f# V6 O
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that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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( @; `( {" Y1 s! E/ B*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
3 w1 m7 U$ o! P" bos.tvboxnow.comOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;os.tvboxnow.com# n, X8 f0 j: S( |8 ?) C
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of( h8 y% K! T H8 z! p* V: c8 ~
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
* a9 h1 Z' q/ Y3 L% M(this is the most pathetic!);
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; `$ W" S' U. F" d: M*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and wastvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 a8 |2 K% H5 v% V4 h$ }
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of公仔箱論壇0 j4 N/ w. r$ f
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drankos.tvboxnow.com7 O6 q% F0 r% `9 Z
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！; W& ~; S" q0 i/ E2 Y. A2 h- ^
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,3 X; t, Z: h' x3 z% G
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% l% v6 T5 t6 Z$ G
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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