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. e! E! ?. |8 Y" C* c. Fos.tvboxnow.com> WORDS WOMEN USE
0 }/ s; R, K$ k" g+ bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (1) Fine: This
2 M$ D) G  A& }> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
# A+ N* w$ E1 Q! E! R+ K  c6 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: j- X3 b- O$ [. D* P+ V" F7 {) i
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$ n9 \0 _3 @; z- H/ X' X) c8 h公仔箱論壇> (2) Five
' G9 L) Q* t$ }5 h4 l) ^0 fos.tvboxnow.com> Minutes: If
8 h9 v1 _" P+ z8 N5 z公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
! `/ o$ @% `# t# a3 q$ a' I# V公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
$ I& p: Z$ G0 t+ O' Y. q" v3 Nos.tvboxnow.com> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
" a$ h- Q8 s7 T7 I" YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ H! I! A# A6 `6 t
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% ]& ?7 `7 ~8 N' H8 k9 @" b8 htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (3) Nothing: This
6 _; f8 {/ Y" v' v  G" o8 ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
5 ?1 _: r" `, x, z公仔箱論壇> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! e; a7 E- s# U- V, L5 P
> usually end in fine.* j, R2 h' |8 v/ S2 h) ]
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9 N0 H; N% `4 o0 V- d6 D> (4) Go
0 a# c# U, U* m8 r% Z3 F( K) q0 V公仔箱論壇> Ahead: This
3 {/ h; b* L8 w$ |: _, JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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% H- X6 N! f6 n1 M" Q) w% {6 Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud
, q3 G4 @3 {% w. p# X# p公仔箱論壇> Sigh: This
' q& Q5 c, X9 H  P& m> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& y- y) l: i8 N/ t8 V
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
  @- q4 Y/ B1 v> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇/ W  G& p0 S; m' V; H
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
8 \* s' G( b( gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 o. s$ ?3 D5 \  b4 h
> nothing.)
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! D0 s# R* k' N3 Z> (6) That's
1 Z$ _- v) \( R# ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: This
4 h/ @9 ~4 G9 e# ^, B2 c& }* G. `> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
$ y/ ~, W! f9 p$ W" |9 L> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and4 U; b- ]. D2 R
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your8 y( d2 z- ]! o$ X  W$ o5 u# C; K
> mistake. 0 @! j" B7 r2 W1 g  n. a6 E, G

8 K6 q( G+ Z2 c; C. ~> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇. u' P2 J9 x: _- D' c& Y
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇5 ^* d! X  }9 l% y. B! k
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. D8 t1 |+ _, i' w  n  @
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
$ {1 D1 _5 N' c2 l公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
$ k; {' m# B, V+ {) i2 z3 `os.tvboxnow.com> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a2 x0 m1 G5 x0 M- V8 H. M
> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇! n6 m' W4 l& o/ p0 o
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> (8) Whatever: Is atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ D8 \+ z# [( t; l5 B  X  g3 D, Q
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  U/ G1 P7 I1 c# ?4 e3 _

7 u3 g. H$ y: e> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇! k/ S$ {" C' z9 J
> worry about it, I got it: Another
: D! G: x; [: n) v) Y  U7 Z' L1 t, q- CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇7 Y, |0 n- ]" k( I, ^+ I& q
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇. G0 h, I" b. N2 Z/ L: M9 c  m
> herself. This will later result in a man
1 u6 ~4 X9 {  |! q3 p公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
0 [/ u* F( L3 p1 I1 F; Z. L> response refer to # 3.
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