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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> (1) Fine: This
; [) t( x- E+ ^8 j. {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. o  d& A  B# W4 _8 @/ W( n
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five
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5 R9 h3 `, V0 |9 {% bos.tvboxnow.com> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. F0 Z/ `7 \2 c- m" M
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
  q8 k. m4 g* ]( Q' {4 m' L公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
6 x( Y8 d& W' W4 I8 yos.tvboxnow.com> the house.
" }- y/ r, @- g! }- a; r0 STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。>
1 W, U9 o% ^$ S- N( T2 Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (3) Nothing: This
4 G' g" [% W- N) ~os.tvboxnow.com> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. y! Z/ r4 L1 q' j% _) m: o
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 x4 w$ m7 G/ n! y
> usually end in fine.
. w0 l: M$ @  R& J2 _% X公仔箱論壇> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) e  y' g. T: w# Z- `
> (4) Go! h% Z4 ?0 _+ W1 H" Q' o
> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇0 X1 t8 @) j) u; S6 ^; v$ S
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do3 J  h/ J9 g1 c. v* x7 N
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
3 q( ^1 F8 t' O/ ]7 D$ z7 t公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are+ d  l+ G/ K2 y
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
# H! O, l+ a+ \1 Y. ]> here and arguing with you about nothing.% ~" l" J4 k2 g. K% D0 ]& |- b7 L
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- W, _% C" N/ v% f
> nothing.)
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> (6) That's
" ?% _+ Y( Y9 g' J& `7 q# Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Okay: This; \& Z9 A! S" d& g; U* {! q
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  ~( _( z5 R- }7 h, |: v
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. R) B& e/ Z# N- ~$ t" U1 b" x' c
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ {& i8 v0 L" s: L  f: X( Y! `
> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 G& n# U9 B1 u

3 N$ y+ C  X+ m- F) W! Sos.tvboxnow.com> (7) Thanks: A# M# I7 @3 R3 A6 Y' C% @: m
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& c3 J. e4 J, G. B
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( a: Y! i8 k4 ?( C8 Z7 T
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
8 j2 e3 c. }. B& k- f" F7 _+ H> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT" P% J1 ~6 a1 }4 l( J0 b( K
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
. _, b/ N( F0 f. p> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
6 W, z9 c: Q8 ^5 K, Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 @0 w. e/ \! {% ^
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> (9) Don'ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ R+ F  q% u3 j8 W* c3 N% J
> worry about it, I got it: Another
6 ^; l& F' F8 g+ U( R7 A! [> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
8 `" h; C" m/ W6 i0 [& d0 C> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
( ?# Y4 D# c+ c5 ^" q  b3 pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man
# S- B( L4 Q0 t" V; d> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
2 {: c) [- r- ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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