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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
" J* A" Z% J; V8 J> (1) Fine: This
' g5 w* E( y" R4 Q' ^5 G6 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
' x2 x% l5 Y/ y. V9 R. E1 `* Z公仔箱論壇> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ H. O" d4 H' J+ ~
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> (2) Five
- r$ E' a: e2 }3 D& r> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇2 Y: |2 i/ N  ?. T4 q
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
7 m, T" L% U! S+ g/ k% |. ?) ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5 V0 z3 p( B4 H$ I2 o* N* [
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇3 M: x" E+ m3 i% s* O0 }6 B4 J
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing# W6 F9 N$ b/ s5 t
> usually end in fine.% k* v9 T( {2 n0 `' W1 a  s; y  `
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> (4) Go
! J5 R% H) \( ?1 z+ K> Ahead: This
" f3 x; w; `6 l5 A公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do* r7 H5 i( `  O- B
> It!
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# D, k( `  L% ]/ z* A3 t$ xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This公仔箱論壇& K& j+ c' b) w& |
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often! }3 B1 v1 Y0 l$ S, N
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
8 c0 }2 J( |# y2 ~0 [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
5 D, ^! A2 ?- k& _" D4 |7 c> here and arguing with you about nothing.
& F+ D6 e. |$ r% s' G' J> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
3 T' u, w' H9 V  L3 A6 Q  u: i> nothing.)
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: F3 {( q; ^7 s, o7 t1 h! R公仔箱論壇> (6) That's
! x8 w+ ~) f9 Y7 S" L0 _公仔箱論壇> Okay: This
8 y  m  z+ D7 H8 m$ ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ H/ b/ R1 a- p) {% C0 y$ L
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' \; F8 e% a: z2 q0 C
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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! m- `7 Z8 q; P+ c公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: A
7 y' C& z* D) Z& V2 S公仔箱論壇> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇5 l" z7 g5 M1 t% ]3 o& ?
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
  w& X; a3 s# \$ Q> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
5 \7 z) A) R* v6 Y0 c> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTos.tvboxnow.com8 D4 j8 ^( Z( Q2 K
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a. }. |' n9 Z. T# T0 k4 f. O( t
> 'whatever').tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 U4 \6 }; G+ I$ f4 ~! f
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, s- H2 F$ P  D: a4 v, L* ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a  }% g5 e" p' L3 d
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ C) q9 R; ?3 S6 B: E3 t

% Y$ P3 F" w4 z% P( N公仔箱論壇> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇& @2 d' r9 W# ?" F" ~& j7 V" X
> worry about it, I got it: Another
5 z  ^' S! ~. k+ ~' `5 H> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
0 y" J6 f- x. p; ^6 s: U, t> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! b+ u7 `+ q2 Y( H! f" J5 X
> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇9 c. P$ Z0 Y( B5 F6 T/ a. C
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
5 U0 l5 X! s$ E( }1 g/ T3 Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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