A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... 
 
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:  
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" 
 
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the 
wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" 
 
"No" replied the trainee.  
 
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" 
 
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" 
 
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.  
 
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.... |