賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
$ S- W* W* b% Z& g4 wos.tvboxnow.comBin Laden said: China is the world's only country weTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 `) e, M+ v' S& s0 W8 E
absolutely cannot mess withTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& a9 x! D/ z% k, x# ?
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：5 d8 O6 Y' ]6 h* R9 v$ C* c
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；公仔箱論壇5 i4 M3 x8 U: s5 ]
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 h7 T. f( u G; n/ i; t- E C
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ S; }) }9 b, I+ G
three-dimensional traffic bridge;/ m7 C$ ~0 S; _- Q! w$ x
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, ^! v4 f: G( ~% ros.tvboxnow.com*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
+ d) y$ l ]! R( b3 B7 s* z6 F公仔箱論壇One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
2 [; a3 j' r3 u) Usuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；! v' v8 D' t9 ^! ^9 \' Y0 q7 M
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
) ~ c" K2 N( v" b. r# p* G3 Nthat the bomb remote control was stolen;3 o& v* D1 d9 a: |2 H7 K
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; F, ]# z5 n9 w3 M* gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: s) V; F% P' }( q
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,' f d" L. a2 [. q R9 a6 ^
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East# u5 c+ }- z+ j% P) A
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; R E; z# B8 X `( P
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
& n M+ W4 `% C0 R8 P+ U公仔箱論壇One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds公仔箱論壇# }, D9 {! K/ n z8 f+ W
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
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the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
2 n4 X/ v% _9 `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* ]/ p3 j7 u4 g% q( T# T
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
A7 i) O$ G) A0 Q: W公仔箱論壇the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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2 m4 o: p+ N/ Q+ B- |*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 e1 `! d/ o7 G" j
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( R* J! w1 h0 B% _" M3 q
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was公仔箱論壇/ g" p7 p: X+ x/ q
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
9 k+ w! c& V4 u: Q/ J9 Ehim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
, Q' K _3 x( W; w1 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbfake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);" J- c7 P7 ~3 L/ e7 D/ H
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1 M- ~6 z* y% ^3 o3 vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
# U$ v/ F& [; |0 I2 x: NLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
w# w3 t, B6 cos.tvboxnow.combut she was cheated into prostitution!os.tvboxnow.com! @- m4 p( D; ]8 b" o
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
" w7 t( B! u YFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
; B7 d J4 g0 d+ \, k: X公仔箱論壇world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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