賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
; E* Q0 b# i2 u/ ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBin Laden said: China is the world's only country weTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 Y# Y0 Z3 J3 Q9 V
absolutely cannot mess with
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; G( S/ u% Z& X公仔箱論壇原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
: P) t7 j6 t: F5 S* ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) [/ _% I ^" Q5 i! ~
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 B( f3 ?' h# e' u$ W: Y% Y
three-dimensional traffic bridge;os.tvboxnow.com. N' z2 z' S+ f+ s. Z. O
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! `, @* C" x$ _9 V4 U$ W ~ n*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' E% W! X, W7 @* M5 X9 E
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& p* O, F' q+ u
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus foros.tvboxnow.com1 H* y3 b4 g* s0 A! ]
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
+ I. b9 n9 m/ }# Z( G公仔箱論壇One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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# e$ P3 r6 g1 ]' m1 \; Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ `( l2 a- S8 V$ c( x8 G1 U
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,os.tvboxnow.com( J& q8 j( I/ N3 B0 ~5 f
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East! l: W6 ~% ^) ]& {0 a0 W
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
5 a$ p X3 [. W導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);' i6 B! u( t- s, |( p/ u/ F
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds/ I, ]" J% b* `# K( ^! u: w+ l
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
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the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
/ _9 P4 X: X9 X( \2 P/ O(this is the most pathetic!);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ M' J- E, {. `- S5 G$ h% ^
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/ `4 L4 R& n3 p8 ^# f+ eos.tvboxnow.com*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' \- U8 K$ w% p* `! t
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 y$ b5 ~9 F4 g7 S
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
g& L+ T) J u6 ~* j0 ? bos.tvboxnow.com黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: D) Q [) T; `/ j& U$ I# {
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was8 v. T5 Q' @ H+ L% p, B* l8 j, O; }
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of公仔箱論壇/ O2 {% p/ W. P3 P+ a
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fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!公仔箱論壇 L5 T c- V1 }% q& h
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
" p S) V, k) Cos.tvboxnow.combut she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ ~. x# z6 p( S; Q3 [8 C
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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