賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇$ D: h. H) y n/ D) z% S
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country wetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' f, ~2 k, |+ s3 N2 v2 W t1 p
absolutely cannot mess with
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* q3 ^' A$ q# y4 a& LThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacksos.tvboxnow.com% J. j+ N) _* j1 m2 D& @: m+ q, \
on the Chinese with the following results:公仔箱論壇" U+ y5 n9 B# L6 l R
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ z5 s! e& y3 [% j, F: l) J
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
d/ J- |" @4 O6 a6 l7 D" J$ osuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
0 ]% b$ Q8 o- A' Z0 x公仔箱論壇two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
: ~8 J4 D7 a) cos.tvboxnow.comOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
: o2 [+ R t8 n2 T& a' ]; K" rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。that the bomb remote control was stolen;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ c E; c# x/ @8 Z2 `- s
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One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( e4 F& W3 b6 y* J$ Q$ a" }% G
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) Y- a% U) R/ w
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds' x* O: D. X, i) q7 _
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
& y4 r, [' S" dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbeven after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
- S" y4 A5 G/ Z: _0 b公仔箱論壇the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；4 @; Z7 W. P. Z: J0 B4 N0 h
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the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 s( T V7 I$ Q3 r
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- x, Z# t; M; e' j公仔箱論壇*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
) d5 P+ ?' p2 C# r. _: sLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,公仔箱論壇1 y5 s" G: F# v/ g- D
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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