賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！os.tvboxnow.com& _0 y5 ^3 o7 F5 C# `6 ^+ V
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇6 i7 Y( U/ c- M6 X! n; U {
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. i* ^, W2 x0 e, N" O8 i原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" i! k; i; N. @. ~8 y3 h% k& ` Y
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacksTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 @& h* G. F5 V( N6 ~
on the Chinese with the following results:
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* B. t' l9 M" P: P, z9 U*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
# c3 `$ S z0 v! {" w9 AOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the公仔箱論壇7 A0 m/ e% C# E. O. W3 x p% J; b
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the公仔箱論壇$ W/ o' I7 u( G% S% c% U: S3 N( ~* |
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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8 H4 |7 D% k* I0 V0 s9 A' o*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- p/ z# l2 |* R* Z) {
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
& r4 v3 r- r1 ^: {5 I) jsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus fortvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* I! S3 S. H( {4 q3 [" ]; c9 W
two hours;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# q8 c, x: G7 W$ O: G' v4 x
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2 y0 J, `2 H$ r8 A9 ]公仔箱論壇*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
' D% q% U. w8 r+ {0 G" ? ~- Fos.tvboxnow.comOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found公仔箱論壇* C0 x- y( c$ u+ ^" a4 F
that the bomb remote control was stolen;% P2 ?/ ?" }9 U+ N9 z0 [
: \1 z8 u* J+ w$ d1 k9 N1 U% ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* v& X( S% w. }! P) S
*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；os.tvboxnow.com2 t6 l! h) Y0 `, ]& j
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb U4 }5 I6 w2 N5 G3 |7 a" T
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East; C; \8 @- T: O, `: z. T
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報公仔箱論壇: I- u7 \, a C2 E( M8 B
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；公仔箱論壇2 K" M- l+ s' u- W3 z% G
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
2 N1 D" J! [: M2 [0 o1 F4 @of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but公仔箱論壇% o2 @! d- t: x9 N' y
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
: t7 h: U+ L) i1 J2 K- u+ R4 T公仔箱論壇the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
e4 G: s1 E a(this is the most pathetic!);
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3 ~( b! y; |, a2 b: F/ h6 C*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
$ q: p! Q4 _& z, iTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
1 H" U( ]+ j: u4 }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag! x6 b I! e3 T3 `4 {5 e
(containing the bomb) from him;
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& L V" M. T+ ^os.tvboxnow.com*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到os.tvboxnow.com0 s9 u- A, C2 U! b) a+ z
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
5 ]' n9 @- b) j/ VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was# e$ O# P: o7 E
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result ofos.tvboxnow.com. M# }& ~& O5 [
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drankos.tvboxnow.com% h) c8 U& D2 w" w
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);os.tvboxnow.com9 x! D7 H/ F5 v2 n& x; J" q( _& \
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ q6 x, z8 B& r) n! N& |2 ~! N/ l
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 C& O) `8 K" q( y4 q' s
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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: ~+ {) O& z6 s. }( S ]& u8 [+ `最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% Q% K7 X! ~) u3 _" x
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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