賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!公仔箱論壇% m( [4 I) U. L' B) A
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country wetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ |7 q) d* P1 G+ K" v
absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
: k4 ]3 w5 Z& j# f' @The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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) E, B) K, ~6 O, j& E" R: c; X*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
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main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in theos.tvboxnow.com# v9 b$ P7 S! ]# n2 |: N2 {
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
( r1 |; L8 Y* w( QOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a @+ B) N8 s% K$ E8 W
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;# @' i, {7 f, R1 O( \/ \1 g/ [
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found: X- d1 P9 r* g1 K( q
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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3 V" g. o/ V7 ]1 I5 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;os.tvboxnow.com/ V' Q. Y+ H z, }" ^9 K) r
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Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);
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the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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. S. h, a4 T5 b3 Cos.tvboxnow.comOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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(containing the bomb) from him;公仔箱論壇( u. C8 h6 k$ d5 C! k+ T0 C* n: O# ~
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黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;os.tvboxnow.com \: @1 w, u7 I9 d9 V5 D$ f9 z. B
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was公仔箱論壇+ R4 B Q4 Z A! [
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 U! B) c% v) H. P
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!. q4 z9 N# Q# w4 U" F
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
$ {+ H9 | G- ^1 j/ y公仔箱論壇but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!os.tvboxnow.com/ [9 [9 M2 h3 j1 J- _4 e
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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