Joke time :

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked
into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities
at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning,
and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have
there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Heck no they ain't."
"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
heck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or
just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the
greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone wanted to sleep with you
twice."
"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart."