一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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* F- E" @4 j/ c4 \- N0 ~一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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9 q0 N9 o. ?* Y6 J5 Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」os.tvboxnow.com- p2 _+ t! R1 I3 l
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
4 s6 r5 L( z* I, R) e( sAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 B6 i/ m0 ^) `2 o s
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"* b; b* l; E/ f- Z3 }- Q+ ?. ^' A
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.os.tvboxnow.com% H2 b" j7 v, [4 s& i5 ^: W& ]( a
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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