一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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T3 g; u5 O( t vos.tvboxnow.com「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇! P, T' N0 v' w7 L8 o) l% ]8 X
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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0 i0 F8 {" J$ B1 I+ b3 `$ Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：/ X- m) N7 s1 S0 P* S
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"% i2 [* f1 {2 Q5 D% Q% A! U
6 p) y0 M: R! y- t$ K; n"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest., Q4 |' D0 j6 p3 s6 z5 I
; y$ {' k o+ M( v$ P+ ?6 ]The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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