一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 J$ n! ~$ Y- E3 {. L ~ `
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 L% L" s# T1 V5 q
4 r6 Z A. r+ e, k6 g2 b3 @公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：. J6 d( Y M6 W3 T9 I
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.3 \4 {0 B- x& l3 j
7 {0 `. G- s7 }' Q ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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" @2 ], b1 ^; R; `os.tvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇( z( `7 C2 D' ?" p
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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) p& D7 ^$ j2 C( ]3 z' ?( ]The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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