一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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2 c3 w, r, c6 @/ c+ v9 C3 ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」9 H- L: Y+ S3 \
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」os.tvboxnow.com. D W# f& Q" b
/ L. @ i; S, ]3 l公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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$ g( [& y3 i+ l' g( s! u公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
7 c+ e( ]6 F' A" n- Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.' [/ b3 I V k8 s% y2 y3 F" c
# D2 r. r1 A+ z; ?; { s- mA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇0 u% | ~; m1 ]) h' y
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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! X% {& R9 e3 j8 h9 V公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.os.tvboxnow.com' ~/ t% n3 I6 M% J5 B8 a4 V6 E/ ]" d
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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