一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇! ~2 ?. a, k7 a
6 d9 X& t [' a% l3 \& Kos.tvboxnow.com「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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- v& F4 x9 }% |0 x' A3 q0 J8 F) aos.tvboxnow.com「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」1 [3 ]5 E0 m- |/ p
6 B& k2 L. [2 j x0 o1 s7 Y婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：) h; N* c, T5 L: {
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# c/ u" F8 l# \0 F
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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4 `5 L. C& x& g8 C! @) k! `- _公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.os.tvboxnow.com+ |) X; [& i' {) z$ d
. N6 `$ A' V" D8 q0 d2 F; W& E" EThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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