美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. ( v0 i0 N: ~! W/ I1 Z
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人! h' U+ ]. ?' W% ~. Q1 f8 g* Z
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Here are just a few reasons why？# d% c0 Z% x: J0 i1 Z& p
為什麼呢?
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* _$ X+ S: l4 D/ C* ZA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 9 H/ Y* x* A; ]) }6 w3 ~. P% s
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? os.tvboxnow.com& y* y4 m: |! D# X: Y2 M

! V" h: L4 S- v% M% t+ n& IShe doesn't care what you think. os.tvboxnow.com7 W' ^7 T5 R* ~8 Y. ?# p
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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; g& X# Z! i+ |公仔箱論壇If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. os.tvboxnow.com1 j/ ^5 n! p: ^9 A: p
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.os.tvboxnow.com, T- P6 P3 f& }& m$ A0 H, l, V
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 os.tvboxnow.com; ]9 C9 z: L& p" L7 N/ y5 x" W; b

Women over 40 are dignified.
+ B2 g" {0 f7 u5 C6 F  A40歲以上的女人穩重自持 ; u/ ^+ \( Z( v. y4 O$ r# w
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 公仔箱論壇% f) Z8 }2 k5 R. ^8 \& j! Q3 \& B
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 # j: t. ^% l+ M
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 公仔箱論壇$ M( `# `1 I: S) d
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
! J. b: S8 g! I因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( \/ B9 }9 y4 B

( S8 G/ v1 Q/ Y! L- m! Pos.tvboxnow.comWomen get psychic as they age. os.tvboxnow.com0 Y( p" Q* a& s+ ]( W
女人越老越通靈 os.tvboxnow.com- h, Z: ?0 `* f
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. os.tvboxnow.com7 v1 K( q+ l0 O7 Y( T/ l
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
: P  m4 h6 h# Q3 C4 S' B熟女直接又誠實 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# s4 Z7 W7 q6 Q( ?! U" E

8 [7 P5 w, X' n4 Z3 n- RThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 公仔箱論壇$ r4 m( d$ Y7 i2 E, g! ?6 n1 V
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 ( j5 f9 V5 V/ _3 C

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. - p" ]) X! W1 `# a8 h3 e9 B2 S; F
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 5 e' r7 A( s( w. V) L, d9 M
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! ]' L7 d- `! c3 B
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" U: U+ L. `7 z5 D( d' S1 c

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 公仔箱論壇8 T$ k+ z4 ]  Z. v2 M
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : os.tvboxnow.com7 b& T  R# e( v" X) p$ ?/ q

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", os.tvboxnow.com1 h+ s% @1 o) V5 f+ _3 X
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
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+ t" M) F! O( [& fNowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇$ b1 _  U9 M0 L1 @- I. E# t0 k
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?os.tvboxnow.com1 ?" @0 K3 s9 Q' T! D9 j
為什麼呢 ? os.tvboxnow.com5 l" W6 f' [) L8 L) y& V6 `) l+ F
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!