A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving
his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives
when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to
speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and he
points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes.
As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of
heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a
bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how
could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike." |
發表於 2007-8-11 06:56 PM
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