一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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: j1 m8 u$ P8 s% @& A+ @0 e8 _os.tvboxnow.com「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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1 [0 g8 S0 E. B( m, K1 q「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：os.tvboxnow.com1 w( a) W9 u. A* V* K; D
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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! ]; _0 {) Z* `% x8 f2 A公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"os.tvboxnow.com6 a- _% p8 z: o5 p, {# t1 h* c9 v
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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