一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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2 k, q" k# L" q; V: d4 m公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」2 p5 D: R9 t& k9 V$ A( w7 F
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」8 b2 z" o% e& ]4 K3 g
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 U6 f# Q, j: r- y0 N
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:os.tvboxnow.com" I; \3 I# d2 R' \
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& x% D& s: X7 [' b% `4 c
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."( h- T9 x6 d" R- J! G
) l4 v% B5 F; m$ i/ R1 _6 b公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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