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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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' J. J. k2 `0 F  x9 jos.tvboxnow.com一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 E  e/ l2 w0 s* ]
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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3 p& a- p. ]9 `. g0 los.tvboxnow.com「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇4 C' C! r7 H, o

! {* Q0 w9 G4 c8 H3 Bos.tvboxnow.com婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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- L( g+ d- p' A% @0 A! u7 j( TAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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2 \. O- w9 t7 q9 T8 d/ ]+ g3 r- kTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇9 t2 b0 W# h5 Q" I/ {. d

9 m) M! j" X) Q% g% ^% b% J0 T公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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