一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。8 V+ H7 L5 s% S8 N2 I5 X
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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: y/ B) G( E7 H6 z6 U6 h; U公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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% g: T1 K) |5 V" z9 Q5 k「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」0 k/ a/ J' e8 l, x) n* m2 X6 ?
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
( {4 `- z; R% L" x9 p: J: }3 I3 O' ^9 x公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.6 M( r* d' m2 j
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇7 V3 K2 P4 F# N# W
1 n3 V8 h3 n5 h) {; C" o7 JThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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