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, D, M: Q0 d. ^; ]* ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This; f& Y+ b- J: M8 z( ~' K
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
- Y$ ~# H7 j+ e& q+ Kos.tvboxnow.com> and you need to shut up.os.tvboxnow.com( G& u! q1 `9 O" z* c( ~
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> Minutes: If
7 X- O7 Z$ W5 d& C> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
% o9 Y1 U' G% z' C公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been giventvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ M9 M1 u. _8 g0 m) c
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
5 `  k+ V0 g( k$ @# Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> the house.
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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$ T7 t) W8 W, F> (4) GoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ k. e" s% P# x
> Ahead: This
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1 i6 ?1 K- C4 d3 N" Yos.tvboxnow.com> It!
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0 Y3 @9 g- |. p' x* i2 N3 v> (5) Loud
+ a& B+ U. s6 @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
$ m2 H8 q( e. M* wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
1 O. e( I+ o* Z3 _  C: ?/ Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇6 e6 w6 m0 |" l% h; e2 a
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> Okay: Thisos.tvboxnow.com+ _, Q* }9 Z  A0 ~8 G- M1 `
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to' ~/ J) j( f. M# j
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
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6 j' o3 [2 _( c" K5 W- G' H3 [) _> mistake. 公仔箱論壇7 p0 u$ ]) o; N7 B; k' J7 D
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> (7) Thanks: A% V0 K4 G' V% j: ^* c6 D' b+ O
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
) B3 \2 Z9 ~4 i> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# r: l7 b$ T, v9 I' J0 ^+ A
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
' I8 V8 K0 t; ^* N2 T公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT4 b( I# j* I( o( B: H
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
0 R% N4 B  `% S5 x, r. PTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇; v; c  w& a4 H7 H: c
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
4 [' @; a& J/ Hos.tvboxnow.com> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
5 e3 T$ l% d) w+ k! h公仔箱論壇> worry about it, I got it: Another: P" O3 Q! G% `( S' w8 J
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 |0 F0 v. P3 r1 c8 X
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it7 J: F# v4 J1 o& \/ ~, o+ \! Z
> herself. This will later result in a man$ S+ w: L6 Y( B: _
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's' d  k. g9 s: ]$ D0 y
> response refer to # 3.
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