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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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$ z3 `/ l% O9 pHere are just a few reasons why？9 U4 Q, O5 p$ c. H# ^
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇9 S' S% x' c1 x) j% h" D
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
/ N5 M% e' G# A0 Y0 W- d* Q3 _她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇: K7 I; }, Y/ a% Y' U$ Y- X6 A
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 os.tvboxnow.com: C# Q/ x7 w' f' t6 @. K

, Y& B, f$ q7 z公仔箱論壇She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
- B9 w. Q/ |) E# G. p公仔箱論壇她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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$ s" r: Y' I, z# Y  m  }Women over 40 are dignified. os.tvboxnow.com' G8 \; j# s  _. {% a" B
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
( h+ `: P- a) K! H公仔箱論壇不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫公仔箱論壇* j8 J6 ~7 p, g, w
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 b9 W( u; I5 _% N* b. g0 y# f$ Z
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。0 N0 T' `0 N$ ?% o. V
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 公仔箱論壇/ B& c. F6 d: n4 M+ T$ R
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) os.tvboxnow.com# _/ L1 t* F# F- i) |, ?

They know what it's like to be unappreciated. os.tvboxnow.com9 y( ^: B* t2 r7 P
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

/ `+ X: P# z& R# q! T+ xWomen get psychic as they age. - n9 f  V& P+ [, V' p
女人越老越通靈
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) n7 Y% R& J/ @( K7 iYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. & q0 S) t, g" E; E$ l! n! `
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔公仔箱論壇  P  C0 M( d$ Q- j

' X% s; d( H& Q6 F4 z* h1 A7 TOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 公仔箱論壇& w( a( d0 N( _8 g9 V% S7 A+ }8 n
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. os.tvboxnow.com7 ?- E# H% f& w% s; a
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 公仔箱論壇+ z( w, U+ Y9 n  r# [0 Y5 Q
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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' Q4 |8 k+ i* t9 [( z6 C3 xYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
  E  O7 g  o/ K) j& \40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. * n0 D) z* q& e+ K) f' w5 M0 B
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* V$ C- ^, A2 h
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。

6 W1 q( M/ B- t# ^2 `$ A公仔箱論壇Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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/ W! F) U" {! H6 g4 Qos.tvboxnow.com"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇- K5 c/ ~* T& B" N( f
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!