賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
/ a$ ?' }1 T) Z4 Z+ I" jBin Laden said: China is the world's only country wetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* M# U3 M2 \7 W$ i& p
absolutely cannot mess with
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+ d9 z( K! q; _ r! @原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
- g9 `1 l0 S& }, z% a+ j8 u1 L* jThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
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three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
- p/ N5 s! l$ ^) ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
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One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 L1 O4 B* B4 X0 F+ Q' |2 V4 l
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an EastTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- c2 V1 O9 ^0 {! e0 D3 m# d. G
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
8 E. `$ ^+ c& O, V公仔箱論壇One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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(containing the bomb) from him;
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
4 o; X- v, |5 b8 U公仔箱論壇later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
+ a5 z2 t1 _ ]$ x8 b0 W; }' j公仔箱論壇Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
/ Z; `0 {8 z- F( L: t; M7 G公仔箱論壇but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
* q o3 u' k# p; A5 Z2 ]Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the公仔箱論壇5 j2 s k5 @7 k/ G. e* ~8 C
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |