[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.公仔箱論壇. }# y" H. I% L+ u, n% J3 l
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 L; L1 E$ D8 i/ k+ J& ~
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..% C5 Y5 P; l" z9 T: w

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: e. @( m. P: |" I  a" B
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.公仔箱論壇9 q9 `( g2 ]' v; Q, g2 |

窦燕山 Dou, the Famoustvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ e, S1 i, E9 }1 V
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine1 Y  u+ Q% P( t% d: t. x9 c
教五子 All his five son took it7 U6 D7 }- p4 y- j
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.3 a. G  u  F& S6 Z

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! x7 w2 T- [  H$ u7 i4 H# m
父之过 It is all your fault.os.tvboxnow.com/ G8 n: {" F! C# C# m1 `) m
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake2 }- i: S0 b1 g2 {% b% f; W
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 A" J+ A; v/ X, [2 f
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,; v) {0 v. n" g) h6 _. j1 I
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.) O0 I: j' L' D4 A' `% [5 L
人不学 If you don't learn sex,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 ^0 q: ~* }+ X4 A/ }
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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