一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. }4 v; v" \0 E( t6 u$ Y
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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4 V9 R7 q2 K1 g# Hos.tvboxnow.com「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」4 _0 E* N( \/ W/ o. x' t
4 S2 s) o8 J6 d' g: D5 R& g- ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
" X8 |, V; O% n }$ _os.tvboxnow.comAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.os.tvboxnow.com4 B. V+ y0 B9 A8 F, [: |
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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( t6 g$ J. `% {" s"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."6 ]$ C( x6 u& x* y" d# t/ ]
: f. I& \& L* m% Z# s# a% n8 L5 Yos.tvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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4 Y* r5 c2 c) ^5 |2 J- \$ r3 X5 GThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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