一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ h/ s8 H/ Y$ _$ ]" B* M4 i3 K, q
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' k: b+ t# b: H# g0 w
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:- M5 u6 h9 q) p. V$ H/ b9 ?3 U
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.4 u7 ~+ @) {* A/ O
" J+ ]% I: I" q9 _A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"7 b/ C4 k \: j0 [& L& V
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.$ `& r! ^' V, l3 C' h0 O
* w: [( i) V4 W% j5 ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |