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11th Commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's system.
2 + 2 = 5 for Extremely Large values of 2.
嚙?40K ought to be enough for anybody.嚙?- Bill Gates, 1981
A computer's attention span is as long as it's Power Cord.
Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!
All computers wait at the same speed.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSII...
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Best file compression around: "DEL" = 100% COMPRESSION
BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd Down, 4th Quarter, 5 Yards to Go!
Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster.
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand In The corner.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
COMPUTER: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
COMPUTER UPGRADE: Take old bugs out... Put New Ones In.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
E Pluribus Modem
E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error? Impossible! My Modem is Error Correcting.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to Continue.
Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny.
File not found. Should I Fake It? (Y/N)
Go ahead, make my data!
Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
If all else fails: joe-ks.com
Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Press any key... no, No, NO!!! Not THAT one!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory...
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
The name is Baud... James Baud.
Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee.
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
Who's General Failure & why is he reading My disk?
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