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搞笑的英文情書

Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王「小」姐:
From see you one eye, I @@ love you.
自從看到你的第一眼,我〝便〞愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情。
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大偉,今年25。(今天是 today,那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧!)
My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四〝口〞人... 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
I make early  every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁菴吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人
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  • shineboy09

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一级棒的情书,谢谢分享哦!!
great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
support
这份情书我要拷贝一下拿来自己用哈哈
so funny
my goodness......i can't stop to laugh!!!!   great joke!!!
呢位人兄可以入到哈佛啦

哇。。。好厉害啊
真系一山还有一山高
真佩服呢位仁兄
呢个笑话超赞。。
多选DAVID分享。。。:014: SO FUNNY
这位人兄ge chinese-english 真係劲到出神入化
好好笑呀
born to die
like this also can ~

~我颠覆了全世界,只为摆正你的倒影~
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