一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。os.tvboxnow.com( @- e3 K7 n, T
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 2 H, k& {% Q. m5 l5 E$ H+ ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* Q. Z9 Q/ p% o4 e9 G" a, _. t* \
「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 7 \8 r8 N2 Q: A# ?0 U' DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 ' b L5 j$ [, o* Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」os.tvboxnow.com7 a/ f8 A0 p9 ], c
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： , x7 _+ _8 f+ Z- y. _os.tvboxnow.comAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 ~% J) M, Q. V6 h, c) Z
+ Q- _' ^$ m$ z V8 z! C: l: I0 jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" , P$ H$ ~& |5 S4 MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇: u) J( Y" K) x+ m- Z# {6 B
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 7 q3 z" [; R; R5 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 R5 ?/ N" I# E* i$ Z
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 h, W2 w5 j4 x
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
