一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。8 _4 L/ ]+ A7 ^! O, M# x
) @$ B9 P4 o/ e/ }: oos.tvboxnow.com一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 8 |9 e( U0 m4 w7 J* B1 Z6 D4 o $ A2 ?* I& ?0 b+ d' \7 ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 5 D+ u3 @/ Q/ I公仔箱論壇; V. P, m( M- k$ v& `0 J$ _/ N% z
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 6 c2 H2 K1 m+ u1 Bos.tvboxnow.com * I: f! Y& ^1 s3 I% sos.tvboxnow.com婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： , i3 H5 C1 b2 C9 q& j, u6 vAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. 5 i& z+ I" G5 ? ( }: B" h9 R9 `0 X0 e7 gos.tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"7 T; e$ g ~4 L0 F
+ c) B4 P( T& A) M9 \公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 2 b8 k: B& e- I" G3 a' H$ O% g+ }! T9 ?' [* W8 |$ |
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. 0 e7 d& E3 _ N m9 _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇 F; p9 a' i1 k$ ]' w8 E
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
