一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 0 _8 U& c+ c2 ^; S. eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇; w7 e0 z+ O8 ~- ~, `- x
一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- B" D/ ~ r. S8 J+ q
0 V/ t( j2 _. R6 X, p$ ]「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 7 @+ @) [" w8 s5 [' {公仔箱論壇 " j5 H$ S) Q: P, D! N+ T公仔箱論壇「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 8 S% K% S# L$ [, z! p: [+ A 4 M0 G# |& w6 T8 ^8 yos.tvboxnow.com婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:4 i1 }1 X6 q. `0 Y
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.os.tvboxnow.com9 `( T9 s$ Z0 b& A' }
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 7 h, e% |2 \1 @3 o& e0 F ' U% i9 I; ?; r( D* X, o"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.os.tvboxnow.com2 F M/ i; |. p* H+ Q9 e$ F
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"