一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。3 M- v( S2 R! H
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 5 l+ i, P: c( M N( Yos.tvboxnow.com 2 G% G' k7 K) @2 v7 t% t5 k3 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」0 z7 H% x9 Q& r% P- R# @# r/ g
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇% W& @: Z1 k7 n6 p. Q# p! A" t
; \, t/ o' D) D# [6 A m! N1 B婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： 3 b( V) T% _) t/ \, {An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# w0 o3 I9 n3 b* K
9 e9 E6 }8 C" m, d- }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" % y' b; B) ~" N; W, _, K9 a4 ~os.tvboxnow.com . d, ?# {6 l8 E( h2 xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 6 y' p$ L4 v. `+ R6 S7 s' UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 # \. v8 F+ I5 u0 Q"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. ( W- W1 g1 W. {( q. ?% U5 Q # s& p; ^9 I0 K7 ~2 f# b7 g% _The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
