
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :os.tvboxnow.com. B$ |7 H3 J' J% K8 x0 g
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇$ N1 H1 h1 U3 p% ]. g# ]7 y$ E
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 A' o' P7 P3 N# r
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 R' L4 C; B# U: v2 b" ^
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 8 @' J* Y* K% X) n" R3 A+ o6 e! i+ v
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" u5 G6 Y6 b* a5 V
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 + O7 D3 V1 L* K1 d- x
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。os.tvboxnow.com; f* G% \9 u* f) n3 x. B. k
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 T7 n4 n6 k) d
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. ( G. K" i: |# z5 U4 O% f) k
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 5 p# M0 E% w& Y. `6 D/ X
Women get psychic as they age. ! m' C8 J+ ?, X* h. T' A! t1 a
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest. os.tvboxnow.com& h) l' _' r& j1 g2 q! F
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) h3 T! U& y7 s
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. " X: h, h! u: M& t n
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& I7 K1 r6 f* Z0 A* X/ q. q
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* |! g: ?/ S. r( `, T+ J0 V
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬os.tvboxnow.com6 w/ y$ w% h7 @/ m
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