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作者: kao7544a    時間: 2008-3-21 08:53 PM     標題: 美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :os.tvboxnow.com+ S3 u- h1 f+ u( F5 W+ }; D( ~

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇& p1 B7 d! [7 _9 E
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇2 d. h5 f, A+ O% z9 u' t3 K
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Here are just a few reasons why?

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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
3 m  ^* s! y6 L/ ~+ P3 h/ p) a40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think.
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' }' c  ~2 N& H* T& p2 V; m% ~os.tvboxnow.comIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 os.tvboxnow.com" n% h# b% y! ]0 N% |1 l

# I' a' x+ m1 d9 c9 d5 kos.tvboxnow.comShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.* C# A1 C$ w5 f$ f
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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Women over 40 are dignified. 0 x5 x* h2 a5 }/ q  M2 ]5 e
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
+ I1 ?) K+ l0 J, V! y0 m) r當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) os.tvboxnow.com  A. B2 k& H3 \* }
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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女人越老越通靈

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4 y- o9 a2 x+ \0 {You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
3 d5 |3 s3 v) K  Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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1 h, o0 E8 M: q  f& S, Oos.tvboxnow.comOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
) O& ~( v6 n; _( N. c0 e. v只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 y3 v% K) H# Z" a
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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' T, y  y' o5 _* s+ a/ ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
# Z9 J# L- r! n, p4 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

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' A, k( w5 Z- y, o2 ]Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
7 K: t! I) f# i7 M) P# x40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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  [: [8 Z) n; K* c' t3 otvb now,tvbnow,bttvbFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& j; |/ o* T8 h" q. b, b8 C6 W
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, . N! ~$ w8 x$ l* t: u
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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Here's an update for you.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 D$ s! l: e( I; ^: @& r9 g, g
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. os.tvboxnow.com" G) P9 E. R2 p9 _& h9 h* g
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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為什麼呢
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$ R6 b6 h$ G0 j5 T( ZBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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作者: shagic0419    時間: 2008-3-23 09:26 AM

還不錯~謝謝喔
作者: ericow    時間: 2008-4-3 12:51 AM

VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU




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