
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :os.tvboxnow.com* Q( O+ Z$ S: s
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人; [0 I" x2 r$ I9 U
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& {; @; ?/ H" I- h+ ?! ~
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? & Y. V! `6 j" g* i
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ d) f9 E* d% |
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇# X5 b t7 b+ i+ u
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Women over 40 are dignified. 公仔箱論壇; m+ Z- A' E6 _$ v1 A3 a) G% Q5 C+ u
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. $ h* o1 ?3 q* C, u9 Q' C
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 _* ?0 m- \2 M2 T8 \9 r6 T
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 y$ `/ |- X0 w& _9 \6 e$ Z
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 . D( J6 _" t3 M
Women get psychic as they age. 公仔箱論壇, t6 C( {% B, F# \$ R6 T1 I+ t0 Q9 r
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 q- ~( K0 I* [7 o& y% @7 d
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. - t3 b7 {, l* N/ c
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& f5 P: m. q3 g" y+ m4 p
Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 公仔箱論壇5 t, J* m5 l; h/ L4 V
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ? ! Z* A5 i |4 T& v2 a
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ T2 P& K9 w$ x+ o A+ T) p( L
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 1 s' u8 B& O: f) Q& Y9 Q1 Y
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 8 g" R- F9 L7 ?- h3 ]) n
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 6 N |3 A, e2 W9 u
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Why?# s5 \: I' d7 f2 r; j# v' g9 A9 U
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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