
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :os.tvboxnow.com+ S3 u- h1 f+ u( F5 W+ }; D( ~
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇& p1 B7 d! [7 _9 E
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇2 d. h5 f, A+ O% z9 u' t3 K
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 os.tvboxnow.com" n% h# b% y! ]0 N% |1 l
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.* C# A1 C$ w5 f$ f
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. 0 x5 x* h2 a5 }/ q M2 ]5 e
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 公仔箱論壇: l, G5 y# Z$ V9 y* z/ ], w+ d
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) os.tvboxnow.com A. B2 k& H3 \* }
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 & h+ {% y( J2 m7 ~( S9 Q- C% S. T
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 y2 o: b: f* m. q9 ]
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 y3 v% K) H# Z" a
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& j; |/ o* T8 h" q. b, b8 C6 W
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, . N! ~$ w8 x$ l* t: u
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 ' Z) `8 R9 z& K& z( x
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 - B- E j f5 {! d/ V
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. os.tvboxnow.com" G) P9 E. R2 p9 _& h9 h* g
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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