Aussie farmer rings kiwi farmer, hey kiwi what are you doing this weekend. Not much replies the kiwi farmer, come over and we'll have a few beers replies the Aussie farmer.
So kiwi farmer hops on a plane and is soon at Aussie farmers place.
Both Aussie and kiwi were out walking one of the back fences when they came across a sheep with it's head caught in the wire fence and it's ass sticking right up in the air, Aussie and kiwi both looked at the sheep, kiwi couldn't help himself so he downed trowel and before the Aussie could say "cheers mate" the kiwi was stuck up the sheep ass.
Kiwi had just blown he bolt and was putting himself away when he said. "OK Aussie it's your turn".
Kiwi turned around to see Aussie with his head caught down in the wire fence, pants around his ankle's and his ass sticking up in the air.
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