一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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+ h3 H) v" Z( X. k. V h一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; |/ q8 s. P6 _( e* d" z. U
5 _1 g5 _) t+ s) n; W3 L公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」2 F2 @8 c, f2 ~- ~
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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- [' _5 ?7 p: U5 ^/ M$ G$ T婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇, I* Q7 T7 h% X; B) ]
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.3 B: r: e% d& ?. F: [9 M7 x
2 o6 l1 k* N6 s$ @, Z9 {4 F, Oos.tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."os.tvboxnow.com& E5 n# l" }0 ~/ K
* i/ J5 T! `6 C7 v" t E公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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