主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :' _3 k/ [: j& H
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" os.tvboxnow.com1 F/ [" G3 s, Z; U
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think. % t4 R' l& {, f% p/ I
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( g+ f" }) T/ f' R# k0 W4 |' @" A% m! W5 S
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 os.tvboxnow.com+ f( l- R2 l9 e+ z$ n4 z
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. + f: D/ ^" d2 N1 @1 H
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 1 f9 ~5 o) l5 ~" j0 d3 C
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 9 }2 ]: r) \+ n6 R1 Z
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 4 b$ Y g% v" u0 P
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 8 C! H' u; D% D7 w ]3 \4 X1 `
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 j0 c+ O3 L" Z3 X) c' K& C
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 5 {: K4 C3 l" N2 f& \3 y
Women get psychic as they age. % E6 m6 f- X" @
女人越老越通靈 & m4 z# u- V1 C) X3 H1 }
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實 公仔箱論壇. [5 i0 ~+ y3 l; Q" K
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 % y* {% r: b& I. G
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 1 g9 o- i: m! `9 ^ _
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 6 l W6 g: J! F& V! B
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- ~3 s! R$ K3 |2 a9 P4 g; C* u
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 2 U" H6 _# m7 J- ~; r
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, * ?( u8 Q) J! f+ Q9 J
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 8 l D1 H8 V, x/ D0 Y' b2 ]
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬" D. a' H/ h! {# O$ @- `# D8 e/ m
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