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標題: 美國流行的 "你媽超胖" 系列梗 part1 [打印本頁]

作者: t96321478520 時間: 2013-2-22 09:57 PM 標題: 美國流行的 "你媽超胖" 系列梗 part1

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: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

1.你媽超胖，她的肚臍比她早到家 15 分鐘。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease,
: the doctor gave her ten years to live.

2.你媽超胖，當她得了蝕肉病時，醫生說她還剩十年可活。

: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her
: farts.

3.你媽超胖，胖到氣象局要為她放的每個屁取名字。
　　　　（通常只有颱風（颶風）才會有名字）

: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

4.你媽超胖，當她穿上黃色雨衣時，人們會對著她喊「計程車！」

: Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George
: Washington's nose.

5.你媽超胖，當她坐在一美元上時，會從華盛頓鼻孔中擠出鼻屎來。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

6.你媽超胖，當她進電梯時，電梯只能向下。

: Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing
: up.

7.你媽超胖，當她的呼叫器響起時，別人以為她正在倒車。

: Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

8.你媽超胖，她的褲子必須攤在私家車道上才能熨。

               指的是私有車道，最常見的是通往車庫的道路。
　　　　在美國影片中從馬路通往車庫的那條車道就是 driveway，也可用於停車。

: Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing
: flip flops.

9.你媽超胖，她出門穿的高跟鞋到她回家時變成平底拖。

: Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

10.你媽超胖，人們會繞著她慢跑當運動。

: Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her
: for the New World.

11.你媽超胖，她之前在海上漂的時候被西班牙當成新大陸。

      哥倫布是西班牙人。

: Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
: on the other side just to get her through!

12.你媽超胖，你得在門框上抹油並在另一側拿海綿蛋糕引誘她才能讓她穿過門。

            是一種包奶油餡的海綿蛋糕

: Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up
: and tries to tow her back into the ocean...

13.你媽超胖，當她坐在海灘上時，綠色和平組織會出現，並嘗試她拖回海中。



: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

14.你媽超胖，當她玩高空彈跳時，橋也會跟著入水。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

15.你媽超胖，當她自言自語時要算長途電話。

: Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

16.你媽超胖，她上次看到 90210 時，是在體重計上看到。

: Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.

17.你媽超胖，光在她身邊會偏折。

      光的行進路線會因為重力而偏折，重力越大，偏折程度越大。

: Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still
: printing!

18.你媽超胖，我去年耶誕節幫她拍的照片到現在還沒印完。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.

19.你媽超胖，她去大潤發的時候連價格都被她壓低了。

               是美國知名大賣場，台灣一般譯為沃爾瑪。
      此處譯大潤發是基於本土化 (localization) 的考量。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.

20.你媽超胖，iPhone 被她坐到會變成 iPad。

: Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.

21.你媽超胖，胖到可以買團險。

: Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.

22.你媽超胖，胖到被規劃成商業區。

: Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.

23.你媽超胖，胖到走進峽谷峽谷就滿了。

: Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.

24.你媽超胖，胖到能從四面八方接近你。

: Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the
: lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".

25.你媽超胖，當她在海邊爬上跳板時，救生員跟你爸說：「抱歉，車不能停這裡。」

: Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

26.你媽超胖，她的榖片碗要附救生員。

: Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.

27.你媽超胖，胖到看起來像在走私福斯汽車。

      話說福斯歷史上最著名的車種是金龜車

: Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy
: ’s word for it.

28.你媽超胖，當她找人幫她擦鞋時，必須相信擦鞋人說的話。

      因為低頭看不見鞋

: Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.

29.抱歉，理解不能。（想不出有什麼好笑的點）

: Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
: the milk carton to display her picture.

30.你媽超胖，當她走失時，印她的協尋照片得用上牛奶盒的四個面。

      美國部分地區會在牛奶盒上印失蹤者的照片。

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